136 Movie Quotes about Smoking (Sound Clips) - page 2

Updated: Jul 6, 2025

Memorable quotes about smoking, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

11 Jack's been smoking again!

Barbara Carrera as Fatima Blush in Never Say Never Again

12 Do you know why I'm smoking the wrong end? -No, darling, but I'm sure you've got a very good reason. -Right. I am smoking the wrong end because I have a very good reason.

Quote from Curse of the Pink Panther

13 Mr. Bobby, there's no smoking in here. -It's all right, I'm a volunteer fireman.

Gary Cole as Reese Bobby in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

14 Nobody wanna mess with the Smoke Dog. (BARKING)

Chris Tucker as Smokey in Friday (1995)

15 Smoking! (2)

Jim Carrey as The Mask Stanley Ipkiss in The Mask (1994)

16 Smoke if you got them.

Rick Moranis as Dark Helmet in Spaceballs

17 Would you like an ashtray? -I don't smoke. It's a disgusting habit.

Jim Carrey as Ace Ventura in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

18 Don't tell me. Lung cancer, right? -Well, not yet, thank goodness.

Quote from Superman (1978)

19 Smoking is not good for you. And it's been deemed that anything not good for you is bad. Hence, illegal. Alcohol, caffeine, contact sports, meat...

Sandra Bullock as Lenina Huxley in Demolition Man

20 I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section.

Denis Leary as Edgar Friendly in Demolition Man