152 Movie Quotes about Smoking with Audio – Page 2Updated: Nov 6, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 11 Do you know why I'm smoking the wrong end? -No, darling, but I'm sure you've got a very good reason. -Right. I am smoking the wrong end because I have a very good reason. Roger Moore as Inspector Jacques Clouseau; Joanna Lumley as Countess Chandra in Curse of the Pink Panther 12 Smoking! (2) Jim Carrey as The Mask / Stanley Ipkiss in The Mask (1994) 13 Mr. Bobby, there's no smoking in here. -It's all right, I'm a volunteer fireman. Gary Cole as Reese Bobby in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby 14 Don't tell me. Lung cancer, right? -Well, not yet, thank goodness. Margot Kidder as Lois Lane; Christopher Reeve as Clark Kent / Superman in Superman (1978) 15 I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. Denis Leary as Edgar Friendly in Demolition Man 16 Smoking is not good for you. And it's been deemed that anything not good for you is bad. Hence, illegal. Alcohol, caffeine, contact sports, meat... Sandra Bullock as Lenina Huxley in Demolition Man 17 Sanka, man, what you smokin'? -I'm not smokin'. I'm breathin'. Doug E. Doug as Sanka Coffie in Cool Runnings 18 Smoke if you got them. Rick Moranis as Dark Helmet in Spaceballs 19 I have no fire. I have no matches. Do you have any matches? I stopped smoking. If I knew... Chris Tucker as Ruby Rhod in The Fifth Element 20 Oh, and, dear, I found the best way to keep from smoking and lighting up is to be around those who do smoke. I have to randomly ingest a little bit of nicotine, and it steels my wool. Robin Williams as Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire in Mrs. Doubtfire Page 2 of 16 << ◄ 1 2 3 ► >>