Joanna Lumley Movie Quotes & Lines – 19 Classics (+ Audio)

Updated: Sep 1, 2025

Find and rate the best quotes by Joanna Lumley, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Do you know why I'm smoking the wrong end? -No, darling, but I'm sure you've got a very good reason. -Right. I am smoking the wrong end because I have a very good reason.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in Curse of the Pink Panther

2 My god! It's fantastic!

As Countess Chandra in Curse of the Pink Panther

3 Lucky you landed in the mud. -Yes. It's hot mud. -Volcanic. It's good for the skin. Doesn't do much for the clothes, I'm afraid.

As Countess Chandra in Curse of the Pink Panther

4 Darling. -Yes, my darling? -You're smoking the wrong end. -Yes, I knew that. You don't have to tell me I'm smoking the wrong end.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in Curse of the Pink Panther

5 That's not only unorthodox, it's bizarre.

As Marie Jouvet in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

6 The president twice decorated him for bravery. -Right. -That sounds like a courageous man to me. -Yes, it certainly sounds that way, hmm?

Joanna Lumley as Marie Jouvet; Herbert Lom as Inspector Charles Dreyfus in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

7 And now, with your boss gone, no more sneak attacks. You must be very relieved. -Well, not entirely. Sometimes, when you do something long enough, you miss it even if it was painful.

As Marie Jouvet in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

8 You want answers? -Of course. -How can I give you answers? I am taking a nap. -Well, I'll wait until you wake up. -All right.

As Marie Jouvet in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

9 You know, I even imagined that some day someone might try to bribe me with a small fortune. -Now, what did you do? -I was tempted. -That's a good start. -But I said no.

As Marie Jouvet in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

10 Who the hell is Professor Auguste Balls? -Inspector Clouseau's official disguise-maker.

As Marie Jouvet in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

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