Roger Moore: 7 Movie Quotes with Audio

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1 Do you know why I'm smoking the wrong end? -No, darling, but I'm sure you've got a very good reason. -Right. I am smoking the wrong end because I have a very good reason.

Roger Moore as Inspector Jacques Clouseau; Joanna Lumley as Countess Chandra in Curse of the Pink Panther

2 Darling. -Yes, my darling? -You're smoking the wrong end. -Yes, I knew that. You don't have to tell me I'm smoking the wrong end.

Roger Moore as Inspector Jacques Clouseau; Joanna Lumley as Countess Chandra in Curse of the Pink Panther

3 Do you realize you are wearing my ice bucket?

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in Curse of the Pink Panther

4 Did that swine architect of yours move that door by any chance?

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in Curse of the Pink Panther

5 Shall we all have a drink? -An excellent idea. I will have my usual. A Kahlúa and root beer. -I'll just have the root beer.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in Curse of the Pink Panther

6 You do not know what you're missing. It is a combination that makes a real thirst quencher.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in Curse of the Pink Panther

7 Have you ever seen this man before? -No, I've never seen this man before in my life. Never. -It's inspector Clouseau. -Chief inspector. -That's inspector Clouseau? -Chief inspector!

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in Curse of the Pink Panther