Joanna Lumley: 30 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 2

Updated: Apr 23, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by Joanna Lumley, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

11 Who the hell is Professor Auguste Balls? -Inspector Clouseau's official disguise-maker.

As Marie Jouvet in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

12 A travel book? How dare you even dream of leaving! -This is the only home you'll ever have.

Aunt Spiker (Joanna Lumley), Aunt Sponge (Miriam Margolyes) in James and the Giant Peach (1996)

13 Well, I'll be blowed. There really is a peach there. A nice, big one, too. -How can we get it?

Aunt Sponge (Miriam Margolyes), Aunt Spiker (Joanna Lumley) in James and the Giant Peach (1996)

14 Shut up, you little grub. This has nothing to do with you, so just keep away from it.

As Aunt Spiker in James and the Giant Peach (1996)

15 Oh! Can you smell that, Spikey? It smells delicious. -No! It smells like money.

Aunt Sponge (Miriam Margolyes), Aunt Spiker (Joanna Lumley) in James and the Giant Peach (1996)

16 Can we touch it? -Touch it? You want to touch it? -Huh! She'll be wanting to taste it next.

Aunt Sponge (Miriam Margolyes), Aunt Spiker (Joanna Lumley) in James and the Giant Peach (1996)

17 Admission refused. This child has too many cheeky ideas. Go away! -Quite right.

As Aunt Spiker in James and the Giant Peach (1996)

18 Sorry, Father. It'll cost you double. -May God forgive you. -Thank you, Father.

As Aunt Spiker in James and the Giant Peach (1996)

19 Patience, sister. Remember his condition. -His condition? -He's a chronic liar. Sad, really. -He needs his treatment.

Aunt Sponge (Miriam Margolyes), Aunt Spiker (Joanna Lumley) in James and the Giant Peach (1996)

20 I mean, inept! France's greatest detective! -It does test one's reality.

Joanna Lumley as Marie Jouvet; Capucine as Lady Simone Litton in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)