Ted (2012)

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Listen to sound clips of voice quotes and sayings sampled from the movie Ted (2012) that you can use as ringtones or custom computer sounds. All wave sound files can be downloaded in .mp3 format.

Actors: Seth MacFarlane (Ted), Mark Wahlberg (John Bennett), Mila Kunis (Lori Collins)

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1 And, not only that, it's the wrong time. It's a terrible idea. I mean, you got the economy. You got the credit bubble, the Supreme Court. I mean, look at Haiti.
2 I married the wrong woman, and now I lead a life of regret.
3 Oh, turkey burgers! Are we having homosexuals over for dinner tonight?
4 I'm 35 years old and I'm going nowhere. All I do is smoke pot and watch movies with a teddy-fucking-bear.
5 I gave birth once, bitch. I could kick your fucking ass.
6 I hear the fat kid running. I hear the fat kid running. I bet it's hilarious.
7 See? There, proof. Garfield's eyes look like a pair of tits.
8 What are you like, five years old? -Yeah. But I read at a six-year-old level, so...
9 Company's turning 20, huh? So you can bang it, but you can't get it drunk. Right? Yeah, she gets it. She enjoys my humor.
10 Fuck you, thunder, you can suck my dick. You can't get me, thunder 'cause you're just God's farts.
 
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