Fuck you, thunder, you can suck my dick. You can't get me, thunder 'cause you're just God's farts.

— Ted Bear, John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg), Ted (Seth Macfarlane)

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10 seconds sound clip from the Ted (2012) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:21:31 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- I don't understand. I really don't. Thirty-five years old and you're still scared of a little thunder.

- I am not!

(TEDDY EXCLAIMING FEARFULLY)

- Thunder buddies for life, right, Johnny?

- Fucking right.

- All right, come on. Let's sing the thunder song.

- All right.

- When you hear the sound of thunder, don't you get too scared. Just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words.

- Fuck you, thunder, you can suck my dick. You can't get me, thunder 'cause you're just God's farts.

- Hey, Lori, can you set the alarm for 11:00 A.M.? I've got a lot of stuff to do tomorrow.

- Good morning, Lori.

- Good morning.

- You okay there, sweetheart? You look a little flustered.

- I'm fine, I'm fine, I just didn't have time for breakfast and the garage was full...

[...]

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