61 Movie Quotes about Farts with AudioBrowse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 Yeah, right, brimstone. Don't be talking about it's the brimstone. I know what I smell. It wasn't no brimstone. It didn't come off no stone neither. Eddie Murphy as Donkey in Shrek (2001) 2 Good heavens. Was that me? Oh, my. I am so sorry. I guess that's why they call me Stinky Pete. Whoo! Kelsey Grammer as Stinky Pete The Prospector in Toy Story 2 3 I'm gonna gas you so hard your grandchildren'll stink. Wanda Sykes as Stella in Over the Hedge 4 A man up and vanished like a fart in the wind. Quote from The Shawshank Redemption 5 I fart in your general direction. John Cleese as Sir Lancelot in Monty Python and the Holy Grail 6 What is it? -General Smith reports a gas attack. He wants to know what to do. -Tell him to take a teaspoonful of bicarbonate soda, and a half a glass of water. -Yes, sir. Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933) 7 Man, you gotta warn somebody before you just crack one off. My mouth was open and everything. Eddie Murphy as Donkey in Shrek (2001) 8 Believe me, Donkey, if it was me, you'd be dead. Mike Myers as Shrek in Shrek (2001) 9 If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here the rest of the night, I swear by God and sonny Jesus, you will all visit the infirmary! Every last mother_er in here! Clancy Brown as Captain Byron Hadley in The Shawshank Redemption 10 You will not cry or whine or laugh or giggle or sneeze or burp or fart! Steve Carell as Gru in Despicable Me Page 1 of 7 1 2 3 ► >>