61 Movie Quotes about Farts (+ Sound Clips)

Memorable quotes about farts, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Yeah, right, brimstone. Don't be talking about it's the brimstone. I know what I smell. It wasn't no brimstone. It didn't come off no stone neither.

Eddie Murphy as Donkey in Shrek (2001)

2 Good heavens. Was that me? Oh, my. I am so sorry. I guess that's why they call me Stinky Pete. Whoo!

Kelsey Grammer as Stinky Pete The Prospector in Toy Story 2

3 A man up and vanished like a fart in the wind.

Tim Robbins as Andy Dufresne in The Shawshank Redemption

4 I'm gonna gas you so hard your grandchildren'll stink.

Wanda Sykes as Stella in Over the Hedge

5 I fart in your general direction.

John Cleese as Sir Lancelot in Monty Python and the Holy Grail

6 What is it? -General Smith reports a gas attack. He wants to know what to do. -Tell him to take a teaspoonful of bicarbonate soda, and a half a glass of water. -Yes, sir.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

7 Man, you gotta warn somebody before you just crack one off. My mouth was open and everything.

Eddie Murphy as Donkey in Shrek (2001)

8 So he grabbed up his belly and screwed up his face, and let loose a... that transformed the place.

Mike Myers as Shrek in Shrek the Halls

9 Believe me, Donkey, if it was me, you'd be dead.

Mike Myers as Shrek in Shrek (2001)

10 If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here the rest of the night, I swear by God and sonny Jesus, you will all visit the infirmary! Every last mother_er in here!

Clancy Brown as Captain Byron Hadley in The Shawshank Redemption