61 Movie Quotes about Farts with Audio – Page 3Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 21 Did you just have a brain fart? Scott Wilson in G.I. Jane 22 Did you just waltz in here and bark at your commanding officer? If so, I regard that as a bona fide brain fart and I resent it when people fart inside my office. Scott Wilson in G.I. Jane 23 My longest relationship was like six months and then she farted in her sleep. I'm like, I'm out of here, man. I was gone before she woke up. Quote from Ted (2012) 24 _ you, thunder, you can suck my _. You can't get me, thunder 'cause you're just God's farts. Mark Wahlberg as John Bennett; Seth MacFarlane as Ted; Ted Bear in Ted (2012) 25 My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful idiosyncrasies. You know, she used to fart in her sleep. Sorry I shared that with you. And one night it was so loud, it woke the dog up. Robin Williams as Dr. Sean Maguire in Good Will Hunting 26 I made a fart last week. It smelled so bad, it had a chain hanging from it. Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump; Grandma Klump in The Nutty Professor (1996) 27 I have gas. Lotsa gas! Jenifer Lewis as Flo in Cars (2006) 28 Hey, bubbles, man! Say man, when I was growing up, if we wanted a jacuzzi, we had to fart in the tub. Eddie Murphy as Billy Ray Valentine in Trading places (1983) 29 We're trying to have a meal. Put that brake on this gas. Quote from The Nutty Professor (1996) 30 Beans make you fart. -We got a convertible. Ralph Macchio as Bill Gambini in My Cousin Vinny Page 3 of 7 << ◄ 2 3 4 ► >>