Grandma Klump: 15 Movie Quotes with Audio

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1 Come on over here. Come on. It ain't but a short walk. Come on over.

Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump; Grandma Klump in The Nutty Professor (1996)

2 Yeah, that's how it start out, colleagues. Me and your grandfather was colleagues. Next thing you know, he's on top of me in the shed, pumping and a-sweating.

Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump; Grandma Klump in The Nutty Professor (1996)

3 Ain't nothing wrong with having relations. Don't be ashamed of that. Relations is beautiful. When I was young, I used to always have relations every night...

Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump; Grandma Klump in The Nutty Professor (1996)

4 If a nice gentleman bring me flowers and candy, take me to a movie, show me a lovely evening, then I would take him home and give him hot, lovely relations.

Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump; Grandma Klump in The Nutty Professor (1996)

5 You know, sometimes when I'm alone, I relate to myself.

Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump; Grandma Klump in The Nutty Professor (1996)

6 But don't let the gray hair fool you. I ain't no easy win, nigger.

Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump; Grandma Klump in The Nutty Professor (1996)

7 Yeah, you know, I still got my wedding dress. If you want it, I'll take it in. You'd look so lovely in it. It's white though. Can you wear a white wedding dress, young lady?

Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump; Grandma Klump in The Nutty Professor (1996)

8 Mike Douglas. Oh, Mike Douglas. You know, Mike Douglas used to make me moist when I'd watch his show. I admit it. I would get moist when I watched his show. Only white man ever did that to me was Mike Douglas.

Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump; Grandma Klump in The Nutty Professor (1996)

9 Who that called my name?

Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump; Grandma Klump in The Nutty Professor (1996)

10 I don't want no potatoes. You know mashed potatoes give me gas.

Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump; Grandma Klump in The Nutty Professor (1996)