61 Movie Quotes about Farts (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

Memorable quotes about farts, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

11 Oh, I'm not smiling. It's gas.

David Schwimmer as Melman in Madagascar

12 And then I ate some rotten berries. Man, I had strong gases eking out of my butt that day.

Quote from Shrek (2001)

13 Pumbaa, with you, everything's gas.

Quote from The Lion King (1994)

14 So he grabbed up his belly and screwed up his face, and let loose a... that transformed the place.

Mike Myers as Shrek in Shrek the Halls

15 There you go again, popping off gas in front of this lovely, young lady.

Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump; Grandma Klump in The Nutty Professor (1996)

16 I hope you fart till your _ falls out.

Quote from The Nutty Professor (1996)

17 My longest relationship was like six months and then she farted in her sleep. I'm like, I'm out of here, man. I was gone before she woke up.

Quote from Ted (2012)

18 _ you, thunder, you can suck my _. You can't get me, thunder 'cause you're just God's farts.

Mark Wahlberg as John Bennett; Seth MacFarlane as Ted; Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

19 Uh-oh. Fart.

Dustin Hoffman as Raymond Babbitt in Rain Man (1988)

20 In some countries, it's considered a compliment.

Jack Black as Jeff Portnoy in Tropic Thunder (2008)