Melman: 10 Movie Quotes with AudioMovie quotes spoken by Melman, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 I wanted to give you something personal. You know, that was my first rectal thermometer. David Schwimmer in Madagascar 2 Nature! It's all over me! Get it off! I can't see! I can't see! David Schwimmer in Madagascar 3 Underpants! David Schwimmer in Madagascar 4 It's unsanitary. David Schwimmer in Madagascar 5 Can we go to the fun side now? David Schwimmer in Madagascar 6 Come on. What would Connecticut have to offer us? -Lyme disease. Alex The Lion (Ben Stiller), Melman (David Schwimmer) in Madagascar 7 Oh, I'm not smiling. It's gas. David Schwimmer in Madagascar 8 California animals. Dude. David Schwimmer in Madagascar 9 They are so cute from a reasonable distance. David Schwimmer in Madagascar 10 It is getting late. I guess I'm gonna... David Schwimmer in Madagascar