Seth MacFarlane Movie Quotes & Lines – 51 Classics (+ Audio)

Find and rate the best quotes by Seth MacFarlane, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Oh, turkey burgers! Are we having homosexuals over for dinner tonight?

As Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

2 I married the wrong woman, and now I lead a life of regret.

As Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

3 Yeah, very cute. Do you know what I'd like to do to her? Something I call a Dirty Fozzie.

As Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

4 Are you out here all alone? -Uh, no, no, I'm not. You know, you're never alone when you're with Christ. So, no, I'm not alone.

As Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

5 Yeah, I'm guessing you guys don't have a PS3. I'm guessing you're more of a wooden horse with a wig kind of family.

As Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

6 I hear the fat kid running. I hear the fat kid running. I bet it's hilarious.

As Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

7 But will you take care of me forever and ever?

As Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

8 Stick your finger in the loop of my tag.

As Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

9 Did you ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm? 'Oh, yeah, oh, yeah! Harder! Harder!'

As Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

10 What is it? -It's called Mind Rape. It's actually pretty mellow.

As Ted Bear in Ted (2012)