Seth Macfarlane: 51 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes delivered by Seth Macfarlane, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Are you out here all alone? -Uh, no, no, I'm not. You know, you're never alone when you're with Christ. So, no, I'm not alone.

Seth MacFarlane as Ted; Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

2 Yeah, I'm guessing you guys don't have a PS3. I'm guessing you're more of a wooden horse with a wig kind of family.

Seth MacFarlane as Ted; Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

3 Yeah, very cute. Do you know what I'd like to do to her? Something I call a Dirty Fozzie.

Seth MacFarlane as Ted; Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

4 Oh, turkey burgers! Are we having homosexuals over for dinner tonight?

Seth MacFarlane as Ted; Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

5 I married the wrong woman, and now I lead a life of regret.

Seth MacFarlane as Ted; Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

6 I hear the fat kid running. I hear the fat kid running. I bet it's hilarious.

Seth MacFarlane as Ted; Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

7 But will you take care of me forever and ever?

Seth MacFarlane as Ted; Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

8 Stick your finger in the loop of my tag.

Seth MacFarlane as Ted; Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

9 Did you ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm? 'Oh, yeah, oh, yeah! Harder! Harder!'

Seth MacFarlane as Ted; Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

10 I _ed her with a parsnip last week and I sold the parsnip to a family with four small children.

Seth MacFarlane as Ted; Ted Bear in Ted (2012)