Seth Macfarlane: 51 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 2

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11 I _ed her with a parsnip last week and I sold the parsnip to a family with four small children.

Seth MacFarlane as Ted; Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

12 John, Flash Gordon was the most important influence of our formative years.

Seth MacFarlane as Ted; Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

13 You got a lot of problems, don't you?

Seth MacFarlane as Ted; Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

14 Hey! Play Chopsticks, you jazzy slut.

Seth MacFarlane as Ted; Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

15 No, no. And it kills me to have to tell you no, because I'm a people pleaser.

Seth MacFarlane as Ted; Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

16 Who was that guy? -That was Sinead O'Connor. She don't look so good no more.

Seth MacFarlane as Ted; Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

17 Company's turning 20, huh? So you can bang it, but you can't get it drunk. Right? Yeah, she gets it. She enjoys my humor.

Seth MacFarlane as Ted; Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

18 I didn't know you had a baby. Is it alive?

Seth MacFarlane as Ted; Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

19 I don't have to. I'm a _ing teddy bear.

Seth MacFarlane as Ted; Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

20 If you can punch through this wall, you really are Flash Gordon.

Seth MacFarlane as Ted; Ted Bear in Ted (2012)