Mark Wahlberg: 45 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: Jun 22, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by Mark Wahlberg, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Hello, 911? I need the police right away. This guy took my teddy bear. Hello?

As John Bennett in Ted (2012)

2 And this name is just so bright and so sharp that the sign, it just blows up because the name is just so powerful.

As Eddie Adams in Boogie Nights (1997)

3 It's like Napoleon. When he was the king, you know, people were constantly trying to conquer him, you know, in the Roman Empire. So it's history repeating itself all over again.

As Dirk Diggler in Boogie Nights (1997)

4 Well, do you think you're part of some gay beat-up underworld? Like one of those gay beat-up clubs or something?

As John Bennett in Ted (2012)

5 I'm 35 years old and I'm going nowhere. All I do is smoke pot and watch movies with a teddy-_ing-bear.

As John Bennett in Ted (2012)

6 You're not very tolerant, huh?

As John Bennett in Ted (2012)

7 You don't think she's going to be expecting something big, do you? -What, like anal? -No, like a _ing circular gold thing on her finger.

Mark Wahlberg as John Bennett; Seth MacFarlane as Ted; Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

8 _ you, thunder, you can suck my _. You can't get me, thunder 'cause you're just God's farts.

Mark Wahlberg as John Bennett; Seth MacFarlane as Ted; Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

9 Everyone has one thing, you think? I mean, everyone's given one special thing, right? -That's right. -Everyone's blessed with one special thing.

As Eddie Adams in Boogie Nights (1997)

10 These movies we make, they can be better. They can help. They really can. I mean that.

As Dirk Diggler in Boogie Nights (1997)