Mark Wahlberg Movie Quotes & Lines – 15 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 Hello, 911? I need the police right away. This guy took my teddy bear. Hello?

As John Bennett in Ted (2012)

2 Well, do you think you're part of some gay beat-up underworld? Like one of those gay beat-up clubs or something?

As John Bennett in Ted (2012)

3 You're not very tolerant, huh?

As John Bennett in Ted (2012)

4 You don't think she's going to be expecting something big, do you? -What, like anal? -No, like a _ing circular gold thing on her finger.

As Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

5 _ you, thunder, you can suck my _. You can't get me, thunder 'cause you're just God's farts.

As Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

6 I'm 35 years old and I'm going nowhere. All I do is smoke pot and watch movies with a teddy-_ing-bear.

As John Bennett in Ted (2012)

7 Thunder buddies for life, right, Johnny? -_ing right. -All right, come on. Let's sing the thunder song. -All right.

As Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

8 A professional NFL player is called upon to save the world.

As John Bennett in Ted (2012)

9 What are you like, five years old? -Yeah. But I read at a six-year-old level, so...

Mark Wahlberg as John Bennett; Mila Kunis as Lori Collins in Ted (2012)

10 And hey, all those rich black people can't be wrong, right?

As John Bennett in Ted (2012)

Mark Wahlberg Movie Quotes & Lines – 15 Classics (+ Audio)

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