Listen to yourself. What am I? Emperor Ming, here, controlling your mind? That's your choice, John.

— Ted (Seth MacFarlane), Ted Bear

8 seconds sound clip from the Ted (2012) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:10:23 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Oh, and you can?

- I don't have to. I'm a fucking teddy bear.

- You know something? I didn't tie you up and drag you to that party. I wanted you to come because you're supposedly my best friend.

- You can't stand there and tell me that you haven't always seen Lori as a threat to our friendship.

- It works out so much better for you when you and I are getting fucked up on the couch at 9:00 A.M., doesn't it?

- Listen to yourself. What am I? Emperor Ming, here, controlling your mind? That's your choice, John.

- And by blaming me, you, you're just making yourself look like a pussy.

- Sometimes I think back to that Christmas morning when I was eight years old. I wish I had just gotten a Teddy Ruxpin.

- Say that one more time.

- Teddy Rux-fucking-pin!

[...]