Almost Heroes (1998) Quotes with Sound Clips

Almost Heroes (1998) Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 21

Funny quotes from the movie Almost Heroes (1998), featuring short sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Bartholomew Hunt), Matthew Perry (Leslie Edwards), Eugene Levy (Guy Fontenot)

3 more actors

, David Packer (Bidwell), Kevin Dunn (Hidalgo), Hamilton Camp (Pratt)

201 Dear Lord in heaven, bless us as we leave this christian world, and give us courage to bring your gospel of love and tolerance to the ignorant, godless savages who await us. Amen.

202 Did I not tell you they were beautiful?

203 Did you say something? -I, uh... No. No, I...

204 Die, you Spanish bastards!

205 Don't be talking about no feelings. I don't want to have to punch you. -Well, just the same... -I'm serious.

206 Don't take her! Take me instead.

207 Don't worry, men. According to my calculations, we have less than 100 yards of rapids ahead.

208 Don't you have any real women?

209 Don't you think I tried?

210 Double my wages for anyone who'll take my shift.

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