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Almost Heroes (1998) Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 9

Almost Heroes (1998) poster

Funny quotes from the movie Almost Heroes (1998), featuring short sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Bartholomew Hunt), Matthew Perry (Leslie Edwards), Eugene Levy (Guy Fontenot)

3 more actors, David Packer (Bidwell), Kevin Dunn (Hidalgo), Hamilton Camp (Pratt)

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81 You said something about my hair. -No. -Why not? You don't like my hair?
82 You wanna be alone so you can shake hands with ben Franklin, huh? You know, polish the pewter.

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley)

83 You're a smart man. After I kill you, I'll have to look at your brain to see if it's different from, you know, other brains I might have seen.
84 You're not like these other men. You're softer... More delicate. -In a rather rough way, right?

— Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry)

85 Ahh. You try to trick me with your deceiving questions, huh? But you will learn nothing. Not unless you join us.
86 An old bag of bones like you wouldn't make it 100 yards upriver.

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley)

87 For the love of God, man! It says 'welcome to Snakes Bend'!
88 Here we go.
89 I fear the bear has killed Mr. Bidwell, sir. He's failed to communicate with me by way of his ear.
90 I just thought I'd tell you there's already a problem with the men's morale.

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley)

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