Office Space Quotes with Sound Clips

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Sound clips of funny quotes and memorable lines from the Office Space movie soundboard, as rated by our visitors.

Actors: Ron Livingston (Peter Gibbons), Jennifer Aniston (Joanna), Stephen Root (Milton Waddams)

3 more actors, Gary Cole (Bill Lumbergh), David Herman (Michael "Mike" Bolton), Ajay Naidu (Samir Nagheenanajar)

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1 Michael, we don't have a lot of time on this earth. We weren't meant to spend it this way.

Peter Gibbons (Ron Livingston)

2 And I realized something today. It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing. It's about all of us together.

Peter Gibbons (Ron Livingston)

3 Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothin', man. Take a look at my cousin. He's broke, don't do _.

Lawrence, (Diedrich Bader)

4 I'd say in a given week, I probably only do about 15 minutes of real, actual work.

Peter Gibbons (Ron Livingston)

5 The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care.

Peter Gibbons (Ron Livingston)

6 This isn't so bad, huh? Making bucks, getting exercise, working outside.

Peter Gibbons (Ron Livingston)

7 Michael, I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything that I thought it could be.

Peter Gibbons (Ron Livingston)

8 Eight bosses. So that means that when I make a mistake I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it.

Peter Gibbons (Ron Livingston)

9 I have people skills. I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

Tom Smykowski

10 I wanna take you out to dinner and then I want to go back to my apartment and watch Kung Fu. Do you ever watch Kung Fu?

Peter Gibbons (Ron Livingston)

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