Lawrence from Office Space: 10 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes spoken by Lawrence from Office Space, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Well, when a boss wants you to work on a Saturday, he generally asks you at the end of the day, right? So, all you gotta do is avoid him on the last dew hours on Friday, duck out early, turn off your answering machine. You should be home free, man.

Diedrich Bader as Lawrence in Office Space

2 What would you do if you had a million dollars? -I'll tell you what I'd do, man. Two chicks at the same time, man.

Diedrich Bader as Lawrence in Office Space

3 No, thanks, man. I don't want you _in' up my life too.

Diedrich Bader as Lawrence in Office Space

4 Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothin', man. Take a look at my cousin. He's broke, don't do _.

Diedrich Bader as Lawrence in Office Space

5 No. No, man. _, no, man.

Diedrich Bader as Lawrence in Office Space

6 _in'-A, man.

Diedrich Bader as Lawrence in Office Space

7 Hey, Peter. Watch out for your cornhole, bud.

Diedrich Bader as Lawrence in Office Space

8 Don't worry, man! I won't tell anyone either!

Diedrich Bader as Lawrence in Office Space

9 I believe you'd get your _ kicked, sayin' somethin' like that, man.

Diedrich Bader as Lawrence in Office Space

10 Hey, Peter, man! Check out channel 9! Check out this chick!

Diedrich Bader as Lawrence in Office Space