I'm just joking. You failed to show up for divorce proceedings like four times under court order, and you've been served.

9 seconds sound clip from the Pineapple Express movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:04:57 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- Everyone likes smoking weed. They have for thousands of years. They're not gonna stop anytime soon.

- You know, it makes everything better. Makes food better. Makes music better. It makes sex feel better, for God's sakes. It makes shitty movies better, you know?

- Hi, there! Are you Sandra Danby?

- Yeah.

- Well, I'm Garth from Global Saviors, and...

- What is this?

- I'm just joking. You failed to show up for divorce proceedings like four times under court order, and you've been served.

- Oh, great. Hey! Thanks a lot, asshole.

- Sorry.

- I'm just saying love has no age. You can't instantly tell me that a man, because he's a certain age can't marry a woman or love a woman. I'm dating a high-school girl.

- You're not maximizing your potential, baby. You want to sleep thinkin' this girl takes you seriously?

- No, but if I'm 25 and the girl is 18 years old, you know what, in society, that might look bad but...

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You know, it makes everything better. Makes food better. Makes music better. It makes sex feel better, for God's sakes. It makes shitty movies better, you know?

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