Are you... kidd...? You do. You have the easiest job on Earth. You do smoke weed all day.

7 seconds sound clip from the Pineapple Express movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:18:22 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Yeah, you know, it only sucks when I go visit her in high school...

- And all the guys she goes to school with are strong and handsome and really like funny. Like, do good impressions of Jeff Goldblum and shit like that.

- And, like, I just feel like a fat, dumb, fucking stinky ass-turd when I'm there. It really... It sucks for my ego.

- Fuck Jeff Goldblum, man.

- That's what I say.

- You know, don't get down on yourself. You got a great girl. You got a great job where you don't do anything. You get to smoke weed all day. I wish I had that.

- Are you... kidd...? You do. You have the easiest job on Earth. You do smoke weed all day.

- That's true.

- You didn't think of that.

- I do have a good job.

- Yeah, you do nothing.

- Thanks, man.

- No prob.

- Thank you.

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