No, it was the tip or I dipped a ball in. I can't remember why. I just remember thinking, 'This doesn't count as a full point.' If I said three, I'd feel like a liar.

8 seconds sound clip from the Pineapple Express movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:19:09 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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[...]

- No way! I'm not immature. You're immature. I am somewhat immature, but you're more immature. I'm older.

- Just because you're older.

- You know what? I lost my virginity when I was 14 years old.

- How many girls have you even slept with?

- Like, two and a half.

- Two and a half? What is a half? Your hand? That doesn't count.

- No, it was the tip or I dipped a ball in. I can't remember why. I just remember thinking, 'This doesn't count as a full point.' If I said three, I'd feel like a liar.

- I don't know why. I was drunk.

- Screw you.

- Just get me out of this motel room.

- I will, and that's the last you'll ever hear from me, okay?

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