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Movie-Sounds.org › Comedy Movie Quotes › Pineapple Express

I look like hamburglar. And the Elephant Man.

— Matheson (Craig Robinson)

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craig robinsonmatheson from pineapple express

5 seconds sound clip from the Pineapple Express movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:21:35 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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[...]

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Funny quotes and famous lines with sound clips from Pineapple Express (2008 film) which can be used as ringtones.

Actors: Seth Rogen (Dale Denton), James Franco (Saul Silver), Danny McBride (Red), Gary Cole (Ted Jones), Craig Robinson (Matheson), Kevin Corrigan (Budlofsky), Rosie Perez (Carol Brazier)

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