If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach. Or a worm, or a fucking anal bead, okay? If you're a man, and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon. You'll come back as Jude Law.
17 seconds sound clip from the Pineapple Express movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:24:55 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
