If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach. Or a worm, or a fucking anal bead, okay? If you're a man, and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon. You'll come back as Jude Law.

Dale Denton (Seth Rogen)

17 seconds sound clip from the Pineapple Express movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:24:55 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- He is. I'll tell you that, man. Saul is a good dude.

- I was mean to him, man. I wronged him and I can't I can't let it end like that.

- Man, I'm just into Buddhism and I'm at peace with the fact that me, as this person, probably gonna not be around.

- Think about a hermit crab, okay? And it's a shell, and it's like they go from one shell to the next. And that's what I am. It's like I'm just a hermit crab changing shells.

- Except, if you're a dick your whole life, your next shell will be made of shit, okay?

- If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach. Or a worm, or a fucking anal bead, okay? If you're a man, and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon. You'll come back as Jude Law.

- Okay? Which would you rather be?

- Maybe the anal bead... depending on who it belongs to.

- It belongs to me.

- Then the dragon.

- Exactly.

- You need to help me, okay? Just use it, you know? Use the pain. You'll have a second wind, man.

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