Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987) Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 2

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Download or listen to sound clips of sayings and sound effects sampled from the Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987) soundboard that you can use as ringtones. All waveform audio samples are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Steve Martin (Neal Page), John Candy (Del Griffith)

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11 By the way, you know, when you're telling these little stories, here's a good idea. Have a point. It makes it so much more interesting for the listener.

— Neal Page (Steve Martin)

12 Where's your other hand? -Between two pillows. -Those aren't pillows!

— Del Griffith (John Candy), Neal Page (Steve Martin)

13 Me, I'm going back to Jamaica. Jamaica, man. Go to Jamaica. Have some rum, man. Dig it. Iree, iree, man.

— Del Griffith (John Candy)

14 Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago.

— Del Griffith (John Candy)

15 He's got some amusing anecdotes for you. Here's a gun so you can blow your brains out. You'll thank me for it.

— Neal Page (Steve Martin)

16 I had no idea those beer cans were gonna blow like that. -You left them on a vibrating bed. What did you think was gonna happen?

— Del Griffith (John Candy), Neal Page (Steve Martin)

17 My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

— Del Griffith (John Candy)

18 Why don't you try the airlines? They are a lot faster and you get a free meal.
19 You'd have more of a better chance to find a three-legged ballerina than you would a hotel room.

— Del Griffith (John Candy)

20 He says we're going the wrong way. -Oh, he's drunk. How would he know where we're going? -Yeah, how would he know?

— Del Griffith (John Candy), Neal Page (Steve Martin)

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