Well, around my house, my wife knows to refill the T.P.
6 seconds sound clip from the Super Troopers movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:39:36 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- What about that piece stuck to my shoe?
- You know, you might get ahead around here if you made the extra effort.
- Why? Do you want me to wipe your ass?
- Well, around my house, my wife knows to refill the T.P.
- No. And if you were, I'd take you down a peg or two.
- Ooh.
[...]