Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Quotes with Sound Clips

Sound clips of funny quotes, famous lines and sound effects from the Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994) movie soundboard that you can use as ringtones. All audio samples can be downloaded in .mp3 format.

Actors: Jim Carrey (Ace Ventura), Courteney Cox (Melissa Robinson), Sean Young (Lt. Lois Einhorn / Ray Finkle), Tone Loc (Emilio), Dan Marino

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1 Would you like an ashtray? -I don't smoke. It's a disgusting habit.

— Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey)

2 Yes, Satan? Oh, I'm sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else.

— Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey)

3 Congratulations on all your success. You smell terrific.

— Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey)

4 If I have to tear this Universe another black hole, I'm going to find it. I've got to, mister.

— Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey)

5 I have exorcized the demons. This house is clear.

— Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey)

6 Unfortunately in every contest, there must be a loser.

— Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey)

7 Unconscious. Exactly as I planned.

— Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey)

8 Is it number one or number two? I just wanna know how much time I have.

— Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey)

9 Yeah? And you're ugly.

— Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey)

10 And look at this: he's throwing another I'm the richest man in the universe party.

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