How in hell do you lose a 500-pound fish?
5 seconds sound clip from the Ace Ventura: Pet Detective movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:11:03 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- All right. Take care, now. Bye-bye, then.
- Loser!
- Roger, let me ask you one question.
- How in hell do you lose a 500-pound fish?
- What?
- I'm sorry, sir, I was just going to say that it's not a fish. It's a mammal.
- Thank you, Miss Jacques Cousteau.
- Don, she didn't mean anything by that.
- I don't give a good goddamn about that fish! Fillet it and fast-food it if you want to!
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