It was all that Dan Marino's fault. Everyone knows that.
6 seconds sound clip from the Ace Ventura: Pet Detective movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:50:33 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- But your wife expects him any minute.
- She expects him home any minute.
- See, the engine's running but, uh, there's nobody behind the wheel.
- Eight years ago our son escaped from Shady Acres Mental Hospital in Tampa.
- And they're still bugging us to pick up his stuff.
- It was all that Dan Marino's fault. Everyone knows that.
- If he'd held the ball, laces out, like he's supposed to, Ray wouldn't have missed the kick.
- Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.
- Would you like a cookie, son?
- Mm. What do you know? They're little footballs.
- When Ray gets back and starts kicking again he'll never even know he was gone.
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Actors: Jim Carrey (Ace Ventura), Courteney Cox (Melissa Robinson), Sean Young (Lt. Lois Einhorn / Ray Finkle), Tone Loc (Emilio), Dan Marino
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