Well, If I look like I'm walking funny it's because I got two dozen reporters up my ass.
6 seconds sound clip from the Ace Ventura: Pet Detective movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:15:17 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- The police were here this morning.
- Apparently, the kidnappers came in through the back gate.
- Four-wheel-drive van, loaded from the rear.
- Ugh.
- Hey, Roger, how you holding up?
- Well, If I look like I'm walking funny it's because I got two dozen reporters up my ass.
- They've been asking me about Snowflake all morning.
- Meet Ace VENTURA. He's our pet detective.
- Nice to meet you. You came very highly recommended by Martha Mertz.
[...]
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Actors: Jim Carrey (Ace Ventura), Courteney Cox (Melissa Robinson), Sean Young (Lt. Lois Einhorn / Ray Finkle), Tone Loc (Emilio), Dan Marino
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