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Ah, costumes. Legitimate theater.

6 seconds sound clip from the Almost Heroes (1998) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:10:15 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Ha ha ha! Great things are in store for us! Soon our names will be on the lips of... well, on a great many influential lips.

- Are you listening, Mr. Hunt? Mr. Hunt?

- I believe those pigs would prefer their privacy.

- Hell, paid good money to see this onstage in Louisville.

- Of course, there, the pigs were dressed like the king and queen of France.

- Ah, costumes. Legitimate theater.

- I'm looking for Leslie Edwards.

- I am Leslie Edwards.

- My name's Jackson. It's been my lifelong dream to see the Pacific ocean before I die. Please take me with you.

- An old bag of bones like you wouldn't make it 100 yards upriver.

- On my worst day, I could still beat the stuffing outta you, you puffed-up crow's cock.

- No, you couldn't.

- I know.

- Please take me with you. I must see the Pacific.

[...]

Almost Heroes (1998) Sound Clip

Almost Heroes (1998) poster

Funny quotes from the movie Almost Heroes (1998), featuring short sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Bartholomew Hunt), Matthew Perry (Leslie Edwards), Eugene Levy (Guy Fontenot), David Packer (Bidwell), Kevin Dunn (Hidalgo), Hamilton Camp (Pratt)

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