An old bag of bones like you wouldn't make it 100 yards upriver.
7 seconds sound clip from the Almost Heroes (1998) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:10:42 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Hell, paid good money to see this onstage in Louisville.
- Of course, there, the pigs were dressed like the king and queen of France.
- Ah, costumes. Legitimate theater.
- I'm looking for Leslie Edwards.
- An old bag of bones like you wouldn't make it 100 yards upriver.
- On my worst day, I could still beat the stuffing outta you, you puffed-up crow's cock.
- I know.
- Please take me with you. I must see the Pacific.
- Can you deny an old man his dream?
- Jackson, you may accompany us.
[...]
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Actors: Chris Farley (Bartholomew Hunt), Matthew Perry (Leslie Edwards), Eugene Levy (Guy Fontenot), David Packer (Bidwell), Kevin Dunn (Hidalgo), Hamilton Camp (Pratt)
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