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Movie-Sounds.org › Comedy Movie Quotes › Almost Heroes (1998)

Because even if she won't admit it, she's thinking, 'why should I even bother to have hair when he's got hair like that?'

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10 seconds sound clip from the Almost Heroes (1998) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:12:34 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

(both laugh)

- I am going to cut this woman's hair off. Anybody want to guess why?

- To entertain us?

- No.

- Because she asked you to?

- No.

- Oh. I know, I know. Because her hair's more beautiful than yours, And you're jealous.

- No. I am going to cut her hair off because it's not as beautiful as mine.

- Because even if she won't admit it, she's thinking, 'why should I even bother to have hair when he's got hair like that?'

- You understand?

- No, not really.

- No. I don't...

- I don't get it.

- Who cares? I'm going to skin you all alive anyway.

- Prepare her.

- Prepare her. (2)

[...]

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Actors: Chris Farley (Bartholomew Hunt), Matthew Perry (Leslie Edwards), Eugene Levy (Guy Fontenot), David Packer (Bidwell), Kevin Dunn (Hidalgo), Hamilton Camp (Pratt)

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