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By the way, you smell like something that's been passed through the system of a sick old woman.

7 seconds sound clip from the Almost Heroes (1998) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:40:12 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Ahh. My woman pleasure me whenever I want.

- Yes, I shall refrain as well. I've made a solemn promise to someone.

- Really?

- Yes, I promised my doctor I wouldn't engage in that sort of thing.

- Got a drippy dong, eh?

- No. No more than normal. It drips when it should, and it doesn't when it shouldn't.

- Will that be it?

- Let's see, uh... Beans... Rope...

- Is there a barber in town?

- I'm a barber, sir.

- Oh, fine. I'll have a haircut and a shave.

- By the way, you smell like something that's been passed through the system of a sick old woman.

- Well... Maybe I'll have a bath, too, then.

- Good idea.

- This way, gentlemen. Don't be shy. Come in and meet the ladies.

- Did I not tell you they were beautiful?

- Don't you have any real women?

- These women may be whores, but they have their dignity.

[...]

Almost Heroes (1998) Sound Clip

Almost Heroes (1998) poster

Funny quotes from the movie Almost Heroes (1998), featuring short sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Bartholomew Hunt), Matthew Perry (Leslie Edwards), Eugene Levy (Guy Fontenot), David Packer (Bidwell), Kevin Dunn (Hidalgo), Hamilton Camp (Pratt)

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