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Movie-Sounds.org › Comedy Movie Quotes › Almost Heroes (1998)

Fire! My furniture. My draperies. My women!

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7 seconds sound clip from the Almost Heroes (1998) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:48:58 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Well done, Mr. Hunt. I'm deeply impressed and grateful.

- Maybe now you'll agree drinking has its benefits.

- You saved my life.

- Nnn-uh. Maybe now you'll agree drinking has its benefits.

- You just said that.

- Now, if you don't mind, it's time for the liquor to take effect. Nnnyaaah.

- Fire! My furniture. My draperies. My women!

- Pratt's still in there!

- Oh, no. No! It's all my fault, captain! She said she didn't mind if I smoked. I believed her! Oh-ho, mommy!

- Let's retrieve Hunt from the tavern, and get back to the boat.

- I think we've seen all that Snakes Bend has to offer.

[...]

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Funny quotes from the movie Almost Heroes (1998), featuring short sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Bartholomew Hunt), Matthew Perry (Leslie Edwards), Eugene Levy (Guy Fontenot), David Packer (Bidwell), Kevin Dunn (Hidalgo), Hamilton Camp (Pratt)

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