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- Got a drippy dong, eh?
- No. No more than normal. It drips when it should, and it doesn't when it shouldn't.

10 seconds sound clip from the Almost Heroes (1998) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:39:48 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Women!

- He's got women!

- Where are they?

- Wait for me outside. I will take you to them.

- Gentlemen?

- Ahh. My woman pleasure me whenever I want.

- Yes, I shall refrain as well. I've made a solemn promise to someone.

- Really?

- Yes, I promised my doctor I wouldn't engage in that sort of thing.

- Got a drippy dong, eh?

- No. No more than normal. It drips when it should, and it doesn't when it shouldn't.

- Will that be it?

- Let's see, uh... Beans... Rope...

- Is there a barber in town?

- I'm a barber, sir.

- Oh, fine. I'll have a haircut and a shave.

- By the way, you smell like something that's been passed through the system of a sick old woman.

- Well... Maybe I'll have a bath, too, then.

- Good idea.

- This way, gentlemen. Don't be shy. Come in and meet the ladies.

[...]

Almost Heroes (1998) Sound Clip

Almost Heroes (1998) poster

Funny quotes from the movie Almost Heroes (1998), featuring short sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Bartholomew Hunt), Matthew Perry (Leslie Edwards), Eugene Levy (Guy Fontenot), David Packer (Bidwell), Kevin Dunn (Hidalgo), Hamilton Camp (Pratt)

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