Ha ha ha! Why do I laugh? You see, of the hundreds of language that I speak fluent, this is not one of them.

— Guy Fontenot (Eugene Levy)

15 seconds sound clip from the Almost Heroes (1998) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:22:52 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Don't you know any other goddamn tune? Huh?

- No, sir.

- Of course you do, lad. Play 'em that haunting air you played me this morning.

- Quiet.

- What is it?

- Indians... These are the iowas.

- Fontenot, please greet this man in his native tongue.

- Ha ha ha! Why do I laugh? You see, of the hundreds of language that I speak fluent, this is not one of them.

- Hmm. Bad luck.

- They do trade with whites. He probably speaks English.

- Good day. I bring you wishes for peace from Thomas Jefferson, the great chief of the whites.

(Face slap) Ow.

- You've insulted him. You forgot to introduce yourself.

[...]

Almost Heroes (1998) Sound Clip

Almost Heroes (1998) poster

Funny quotes from the movie Almost Heroes (1998), featuring short sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Bartholomew Hunt), Matthew Perry (Leslie Edwards), Eugene Levy (Guy Fontenot), David Packer (Bidwell), Kevin Dunn (Hidalgo), Hamilton Camp (Pratt)

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