Rest assured, in 20 years or so, the ravages of old age will deal with the bear far more cruelly than we ever could have.
9 seconds sound clip from the Almost Heroes (1998) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:36:50 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Sir. Sir, I've been to hell and back. Yes, -I can see that.
- I suspect that now you'll want to lead a hunting party to slay that terrible beast!
- Well, yes, that thought did cross my mind... briefly, but now I have a better idea.
- I shall fashion for you the finest wooden leg you've ever seen.
- Ohh. But what about the bear?
- Well, it seems as if we've arrived...
- Wait! I can read it. I can read it. Ha ha ha.
- Maw... Hawba... Pfftt-pey... En... Tin-tey...
[...]
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Actors: Chris Farley (Bartholomew Hunt), Matthew Perry (Leslie Edwards), Eugene Levy (Guy Fontenot), David Packer (Bidwell), Kevin Dunn (Hidalgo), Hamilton Camp (Pratt)
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