- Tell me, among those trades, you wouldn't happen to practice...
- Taxidermy?
- No. I was going to say dentistry.

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10 seconds sound clip from the Almost Heroes (1998) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:43:01 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- Nice? My hair is magnificent. It's long and soft, and shines with a light that comes from within. Can't you see it?

- Yes. It's beautiful.

- Beautiful, yes.

- That's all I have to say. I'm sorry if I frightened you.

- Good. You do good work.

- Thank you, sir. I strive for excellence in all my various trades.

- Tell me, among those trades, you wouldn't happen to practice...

- No. I was going to say dentistry.

- Oh. Well, I'm primarily a taxidermist. However, I have practiced dentistry on the animals I've preserved.

- And, of course, over there.

- Ohh. Good, good, 'cause I have got a molar that's been bothering me since St. Louis.

- Oh. I can oblige, sir.

- He said, 'I know. It wasn't a horse. It was a donkey.'

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Almost Heroes (1998) Sound Clip

Funny quotes from the movie Almost Heroes (1998), featuring short sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Bartholomew Hunt), Matthew Perry (Leslie Edwards), Eugene Levy (Guy Fontenot), David Packer (Bidwell), Kevin Dunn (Hidalgo), Hamilton Camp (Pratt)

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