- Tell me, among those trades, you wouldn't happen to practice...
- Taxidermy?
- No. I was going to say dentistry.

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley)

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10 seconds sound clip from the Almost Heroes (1998) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:43:01 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Nice? My hair is magnificent. It's long and soft, and shines with a light that comes from within. Can't you see it?

- Yes. It's beautiful.

- Beautiful, yes.

- That's all I have to say. I'm sorry if I frightened you.

- Good God.

- Good. You do good work.

- Thank you, sir. I strive for excellence in all my various trades.

- Tell me, among those trades, you wouldn't happen to practice...

- Taxidermy?

- No. I was going to say dentistry.

- Oh. Well, I'm primarily a taxidermist. However, I have practiced dentistry on the animals I've preserved.

- And, of course, over there.

- Ohh. Good, good, 'cause I have got a molar that's been bothering me since St. Louis.

- Oh. I can oblige, sir.

[...]

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Oh. Well, I'm primarily a taxidermist. However, I have practiced dentistry on the animals I've preserved.

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