If only he had bought a smaller TV, maybe he could've afforded a couch with less urine on it.
8 seconds sound clip from the Black Sheep (1996) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:53:34 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Run! Come on! Move it! Move it or lose it! This guy's got a hell of a security system!
- Ready to start filming, Mr. Stone.
- Really.
- My God, this guy is like Leatherface, Chucky and Jan Brady all rolled into one.
- Honorable Discharge, Drake Sabitch. This must be his dad, Norris Sabitch.
- If only he had bought a smaller TV, maybe he could've afforded a couch with less urine on it.
- Well, this is one area where I'm in total agreement with Governor Tracy.
- Man, my bro is knocking the snot out of her.
- I'm gonna go take a squeege.
[...]
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Funny quotes from the movie Black Sheep (1996), with short sound clips.
Actors: Chris Farley (Mike Donnelly), David Spade (Steve Dodds), Tim Matheson (Al Donnelly), Gary Busey (Drake Sabitch), Christine Ebersole (Governor Tracy), Bruce McGill (Neuschwander)
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