Black Sheep (1996) Quotes with Sound Clips

Funny quotes from the movie Black Sheep (1996), with short sound clips.

Actors: Chris Farley (Mike Donnelly), David Spade (Steve Dodds), Tim Matheson (Al Donnelly)

3 more actors

, Gary Busey (Drake Sabitch), Christine Ebersole (Governor Tracy), Bruce McGill (Neuschwander)

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1 Raving psycho. Butchered 400 chickens and screwed a beagle. Taking him back to Nevada where he's wanted for banging horses.

— Mike Donnelly (Chris Farley)

2 I can go to your mama's and start a small fire in her panties.

— Drake Sabitch (Gary Busey)

3 Sir, I'm not a soldier. And I don't know if you read in USA Today last week, but the war is over. You can punch out now. Move on, let it go.

— Steve Dodds (David Spade)

4 Yeah, yeah, well, you know, it's kind of easy to win when you... NEVER MOVE YOUR BACK ROW, EVER!

— Mike Donnelly (Chris Farley)

5 How could you have such horrible instincts and survive this long?

— Steve Dodds (David Spade)

6 I can splatter your cortex or I can explode your heart. Which sounds quicker to you? -That's a toughie.

— Drake Sabitch (Gary Busey), Steve Dodds (David Spade)

7 I think you just drive the speed limit. We're gonna be cool.

— Steve Dodds (David Spade)

8 I'm just dandy! I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants!

— Mike Donnelly (Chris Farley)

9 Quiet back there! I've taken enough guff from you for one day.

— Mike Donnelly (Chris Farley)

10 That's moths, you dumb-_, not bats. -Yeah, moths.

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