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Dazed and Confused (1993) Quotes with Sound Clips

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Sound bites of the best quotes from the Dazed and Confused movie soundboard, that you can use as ringtones. All the sound clips are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Jason London (Randall "Pink" Floyd), Wiley Wiggins (Mitch Kramer), Matthew McConaughey (David Wooderson)

4 more actors, Rory Cochrane (Ron Slater), Ben Affleck (Fred O'Bannion), Parker Posey (Darla Marks), Adam Goldberg (Mike Newhouse)

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1 I mean, come on. A perfect female body. It's not a bad start. -But the head of Abraham Lincoln. I mean, the hat and the beard.

— Mike Newhouse (Adam Goldberg)

2 I'd like to quit thinking of the present like, right now, as some minor, insignificant preamble to somethin' else.

3 I only came here to do two things, man. Kick some _ and drink some beer. Looks like we're almost out of beer.

— (Nicky Katt)

4 Yeah, I know. It's like it's all preparation. Right. -But what are we preparing ourselves for? -Death.

— Mike Newhouse (Adam Goldberg)

5 So you're not gonna go to law school? What do you want to do then? -I want to dance.

— Mike Newhouse (Adam Goldberg)

6 Have you ever thought about why we play football? I mean, how many times have you gotten laid strictly because you're a football player, huh?

— Randall "Pink" Floyd (Jason London)

7 I mean, did you ever look at a dollar bill, man? There's some spooky stuff going on on a dollar bill, man. And it's green too!

— Ron Slater (Rory Cochrane)

8 What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, _.

— Darla Marks (Parker Posey)

9 Dominant male monkey mother_er!

— Mike Newhouse (Adam Goldberg)

10 Hey, man. Uh, put some ice on it for a while. After that it won't be anything a few beers can't take care of.

— Randall "Pink" Floyd (Jason London)

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