There are only three jobs available to an elf. The first is making shoes at night, while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.
11 seconds sound clip from the Elf (2003) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:00:47 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Oh, hello. You're probably here about the story.
- Elves love to tell stories. I'll bet you didn't know that about elves.
- There's probably a lot of things you didn't know about elves.
- Another interesting elfism...
- Lazy bum. Couldn't even make a clog.
- You can bake cookies in a tree.
- As you can imagine, it's dangerous having an oven in an oak tree... during the dry season.
- But the third job... some call it the show, or the big dance.
[...]
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Actors: Will Ferrell (Buddy the Elf), James Caan (Walter Hobbs), Zooey Deschanel (Jovie), Mary Steenburgen (Emily Hobbs), Ed Asner (Santa Claus), Bob Newhart (Papa Elf)
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