I wouldn't buy an apple from the son of a bitch, and I consider him a good, close personal friend.
6 seconds sound clip from the Good Morning, Vietnam movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:00:09 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- Respectfully, sir, the former VP is a good man and a decent man.
- He lugs a trainload of shit behind him that would fertilize the Sinai.
- I wouldn't buy an apple from the son of a bitch, and I consider him a good, close personal friend.
- Let's get down to business here, general.
- What the hell is going on here?
- We've got a mounting crisis in this country.
- We've got a deejay that the men dearly love.
- If you two have personal problems, solve them, will you?
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