That is not funny.
3 seconds sound clip from the Good Morning, Vietnam movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:21:30 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Okay. Who do we have slated for live entertainment in November?
- Well, we originally wanted Bob Hope, but turns out he won't come.
- Why not?
- He doesn't play police actions, just wars.
- How about if what escalated?
- We are not going to escalate a whole war just so we can book a big-name comedian.
- We can get Tony Bennett or Trini Lopez.
[...]