The other eleven hundred calls said that the man can't do comedy to save his dick.
6 seconds sound clip from the Good Morning, Vietnam movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:16:30 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- I think that I see a pattern forming here.
- Sir, these letters are unequivocal.
- E.g., Hey, Hauk, eat a bag of shit. You suck.
- That's pretty much to the point, sir. Not much Grey area in this one.
- We got one call from some guy in Wichita who thought Hauk was visionary and interesting.
- The other eleven hundred calls said that the man can't do comedy to save his dick.
- I've taken 90 calls this morning. They just don't like Hauk.
- From a Marine in Da Nang: Captain Hauk sucks the sweat off a dead man's balls.
- I have no idea what that means, sir, but it seems very negative to me.
- I think the troops are trying to tell us something, fellas.
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