What's the difference between the Army and the Cub Scouts? Cub Scouts don't have heavy artillery.
7 seconds sound clip from the Good Morning, Vietnam movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:16:07 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- That is not what we program here.
- This is AFVN, rocking you from the Delta to the DMZ.
- AFVN better than AFVD, which means you have to get a quick shot.
- Here's a little riddle for you.
- What's the difference between the Army and the Cub Scouts? Cub Scouts don't have heavy artillery.
- I'm on again at 1600. Why? Because I have to, it's the Army.
- Talking out in the field today.
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