- Why'd you name your daughter Linda Bird?
- 'Cause Linda Dog would be too cruel.
6 seconds sound clip from the Good Morning, Vietnam movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:17:03 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- I have to admit something to you. I just came from Crete with women that look like Zorba.
- Those girls are just so pretty.
- Gomer, are you here in Vietnam?
- Yes, I am. Surprise, surprise, surprise.
- Why'd you name your daughter Linda Bird?
- 'Cause Linda Dog would be too cruel.
- You know, if you pick them up by their ears, it doesn't hurt them as much.
- Oh, you're going straight to hell for that one. Watch out over there.
- Here's a coincidence: Ho Chi Minh, Colonel Sanders, actually the same person?
- You be the judge, our lines are open.
[...]