You're not.
3 seconds sound clip from the Good Morning, Vietnam movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:28:36 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- Stamp collections, pulling chickweed from my dad's dichondra plants.
- Arranging rakes by sizes for my mom in the garage.
- Even encapsulated in two seconds, my life is dull. I find that very alarming.
- Edward, stay with me on this.
- How am I gonna get this girl to go out with me?
- This is a very different culture.
- You would need very specific family-sanctioned introductions in order to talk to this girl...
- I've never heard rhymes like that.
[...]