If you were any stiffer, we could take you surfing.
5 seconds sound clip from the Kindergarten Cop (1990) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:46:14 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Well, Kimble, I think you scored.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you talking about?
- If you were any stiffer, we could take you surfing.
- Now, I know you like that woman. What is your problem?
- The only problem I've got is that I'm doing your job.
- You should be cleaning up the paint, you should be reading stories about bears that go shopping.
- It is your job and I'm stuck with it.
[...]
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Actors: Arnold Schwarzenegger (Detective John Kimble), Pamela Reed (Detective Phoebe O'Hara)
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